Tortot, The Cold Fish Who Lost His World and Found His Heart - Hardcover

Benny Lindelauf is a multi-award-winning Dutch children's book author whose books have been translated into six languages. He also teaches creative writing to adults and children.

Ludwig Volbeda (1990), is a Dutch illustrator based in Amsterdam. How Tortot Lost His Fish's Heart is the first children's book he has illustrated and it won a nomination for the BoekenPauw prize for best illustrated children's book.

In the days of the Great Wars, there was a field cook who travelled along with
the army to all of the battles. People said Tortot had the heart of a fish at the
bottom of the ocean: ice cold and calculating. Those qualities served him well,
as he lived in an age when friend and foe changed more frequently than hat
fashions in Paris.
For Tortot, war was a good and generous employer. Where there was war,
there were soldiers who needed to be fed. As far as he was concerned, the
fighting could go on forever.
One morning, a new company arrived at the camp where Tortot was working.
They were young men, marching neatly in step behind the buglers and the
drummers. The last in line was the youngest. His smooth complexion reminded
Tortot of a blancmange, fresh from the mould. The boy halted. Tortot ignored
him, but the boy waited patiently.
“What do you want?” asked Tortot.
“Have you seen my brothers by any chance, sir?”
“Your brothers?”
“I heard they’re serving in this army.”
“And how should I know if your brothers are here?”
“They look like me, sir.”
“So they’ve got two eyes, two ears and a nose, eh?” asked Tortot, who was
plucking a partridge.
The boy looked at him in surprise. “Doesn’t everyone?”
“Not here!” Tortot cried triumphantly. “Men like that are a rarity around
here. We have soldiers with one eye and a nose, and soldiers with one ear and
two eyes. We’ve even got one with two noses, but that’s because the surgeon
was drunk. Now that I come to think about it though...”
“Yes, sir?”
“Yes, I have seen your brothers.”
“Really?”
“Yes. On the Lounging Lawn.”
“The Lounging Lawn?”
“Yes, straight through the camp, left after the birch wood, right at the dead
oak and then over the river.”
As Tortot told him to hurry, the boy called back over his shoulder, “Sir...
you’ve made a friend for life. George is my name. George—don’t forget it, sir.”
He dragged his feet a little as he walked. Only now did the field cook notice
that the boy was wearing expensive boots that were too big for him.
Tortot plucked the partridge until it was as naked as a new-born baby.
“Cook!”
The camp sergeant came marching up to him. “Have you seen a soldier? I’m
missing one from the new company.”
“Wet behind the ears? As daft as a brush?”
“Exactly.”
“He’s gone to the graveyard,” said Tortot without glancing up. “He’s looking
for his brothers. Or what’s left of them.”